Cast your mind back to July 2009. The sun is beaming down, the musical genius that is ‘Boom Boom Pow’ is blasting from the radio and the lads have plans to go and see Bruno, Sacha Baron Cohen’s long-awaited follow up to Borat, at the pictures at the weekend. Life was good.
Well, it was good for everybody but me. I was sprawled flat on my front, a mouth full of gravel, blood pissing out my knee, still half straddling my dad’s slightly-too-big bike, plastered arm aloft to avoid further damage, and the only friendly face around had collapsed onto all fours hyperventilating with laughter.
Oh, and the whole of the Everton first-team squad had their faces pressed against the coach window in absolute hysterics.
Read the full story of Danny Harvey’s horrendous fortnight at Finch Farm here.
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